How Stupid is Too Stupid?

Today, after spending yesterday at Grandma's before making my flight to Florida, I need to ask the question, how stupid is too stupid? The answer is a resounding, I don't know. But, I do know this, my cousin Jennifer tops the cake. For example, yesterday upon seeing me she proceded to say, "oh my god, Christopher, are you bald?!" Clearly I am bald (by choice). The next question she boldly asked was, "how did you get bald?!" My first reaction was to get a splitting headache and ask myself, how am I related to this dumbshit. Quickly I shot back, "upon entering your door I became scared, turned white, and my hair fell out." She might believe that, it wouldn't surprise me anyways.