Auto response from Lauren: Tonight was one of the worst nights I have ever had and I would do anything to erase it from memory. I am absolutely disgusted with the male gender and have never felt so violated in public. Shame on YOU!
Me: I'm sorry guys suck.
Lauren: Yes they do!
Me: Only like 95% do.
Lauren: Ok, I will give you that.
Me: I hate most of them too.
Me: Sarah thought it was odd that most of my friends are not actually guys.
Lauren: That’s good to know, but you are one of the good ones, so you have nothing to worry about.
Lauren: Haha.
Lauren: Maybe you are more enlightened than most men.
Me: Eh.
Me: I wouldn't go that far.
Lauren: LOL
Me: I just don't enjoy the company of a bunch of losers whose good time consists of trying to "pick up chicks" while being too drunk to think.
Lauren: That’s exactly what happened tonight except they got grabby with their hands.
Me: Bastards.
Lauren: Exactly.
Me: They give guys like me a bad name... I hate them.
Lauren: It’s true, and it’s not fair.
Me: I agree.
Lauren: Well Chris, thanks for the chat, but I’m beat, I think I’m going to turn in.
Me: Okay.
Lauren: You need to bring some of the
Me: LOL
Lauren: Seriously, I think there will be frost tonight.
Me: That is horrible.
Lauren: It is.
Me: That's why I'm trying to move down here.
Me:
Me: I think eventually I will end up in
Lauren: Why there?
Lauren: Is it cheap to live?
Me: Warm and dry.
Lauren: Bad for the skin.
Me: Only if you don't take care of yourself.
Lauren: Very true.
Me: I have that Greek skin.
Me: It doesn't really bother me.
Lauren: Yeah, mines Armenian so I’m pretty well set, I hope.
Me: That's good.
Me: Anyways, don't let retard guys get you down.
Lauren: Haha, I’ll try not to.
Me: And, I won't think any worse of you if you change teams... :-P
Lauren: LOL
Lauren: I’ll keep that in mind.
Me: LOL
Lauren: Have a good night Chris.
Me: Okay, you too.
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