Parallel Universe

Somewhere there is a parallel universe where chickens chop human heads off and watch them run around in circles. They laugh like we do.

Hotdog Raid

Following the end of the awesome month and a half of comics from the great comic maker, Mr. Doug Mabry, I have borrowed some of his work to create what I feel should be a most enjoyable comic for all. To understand this comic fully the reader will have to visit Doug's awesome blog and find the Out To Lunch comic strip he posted about a month ago.

And now for the comic which I have entitled, Hotdog Raid. Enjoy! (Especially Doug)

My Bizzare Aunt

Most everybody can claim that they have weird relatives, because it is true. But, how many can claim to have an aunt who is highly Christian Orthodox (ie, goes to church every Sunday and holiday, won't use the "lord's name in vain," etc.), yet sells sex toys and erotic lotions on the side and drives a tiny school bus?

Anyone???

Well, I can. And, this week she has her very own booth at the Lake County Fair selling her stuff... I imagine it looks a lot like this........












Go and see her at the Lake County Fairgrounds and tell her I sent you!

A Note to Everyone

My Grandma can beat up your grandma.

















You've been warned.

The Boy Has a Point

This conversation really happened.

Randy's cell phone rings.

Dad: Is that your other girlfriend calling?

Danielle: He has 20 girlfriends...

Randy: Yeah, she (Danielle) has 20 personalities.

I laugh uncontrollably.