Everytime I goto this class I kind of just sit in front and daydream about this lady... I dream of different ways she would die. I have started a list in my head. Here are some of my favorite deaths.
With holloween coming up the first and best death I can think of is...
1. Carve her head up like a pumpkin.
2. Submit her to a giant magnifying glass.
3. ... on the subject of 2, pull her limbs off with tweezers.
4. Push her out into traffic while simultaniously running her over... I need two of me.
5. You know how Wiley-Coyote falls and an anvil lands on his head?
6. Alanis Moriset opens her mouth and my teachers head explodes.
7. For some reason the movie Death Becomes Her comes to mind... a bazooka to the chest sounds great.
8. A large injection of gasoline and then the magnifying glass again.
9. Shoot her into the sun.
10. Flush her down the toilet.
These are just a few of my ideas, does anyone else have some suggestions?
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